K-Middy, Anglophilia, Tomato Obsession – Someone Hire This Woman to Write a Column!

What’s your name?  Alyssa: Alyssa Brown, although our former coworkers knew me when I was a Verner.  I was happy to marry into the 4th most common last name in the US; Verner was apparently too difficult for some.  Burner? Turner? Ferner? No one mispronounces Brown. And I’m married to Chris Brown, not the rapper. …